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I was going to write something completely different about Dilbert, the the statement "85% *of the risk* or autism..." is more than I can stand.

I am a high functioning autistic person. My version is commonly called Aspergers - it has other more "PC" names now that I pay no attention to. Properly understood, it's a superpower; as misunderstood as it is in the dumbest fucking collection of morons on the planet cosplaying as a "country" it's a curse. It took me into middle age to discover I wasn't crazy. Nowadays, they spot people like my grandnephews early on and are able to help them develop coping strategies that if I had had them wouldn't have seen me waste 20 years of my life in a desperate quest to be the normie I will never be, and I could have gotten on with my writing career a lot earlier.

Here's a few damn pointers for the bloody moron N/T's:

Autism is NOT A DISEASE. You do not "catch it" from anything in the environment.

You become an Autistic person due to your genetic heritage; unfortunately, too much of the time, the DNA comes from fucking moron N/T's who think it's a curse that their kid is (oh the shock, the shame!) different.

Autism is highly congruent with creativity. I don't know any creative person I've ever met in the creative community who wasn't "on the spectrum" somewhere.

My version gives me an 8 hour attention span, which is really helpful as a writer. I also have close to "total recall" (as tested by people who didn't know what it was they were looking at) if the topic interests me - otherwise, 80% of life's bullshit goes in one ear and out the other. Also helpful for a writer.

Being autistic means we aren't the ones in the middle of the crowd professionally bullshitting people, but we have a better radar for spotting the professional bullshitters.

Stop trying to think you can "cure" us. We're a different kind of Homo Sapiens who can use our minds better. We don't want to change.

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Early in my 30-year diplomatic career, I had the privilege of serving as a “reporting officer” at the U.S. Mission to the UN in Fall 1996. For several weeks of “General Debate” in the UN’s Assembly Hall, two other Foreign Service Officers and I spent hours each day and into the night behind the U.S. flag taking notes on speeches delivered by world leaders. We distilled the essence of every speech into two or three sentence summaries compiled into a “reporting cable” USUN sent to Washington agencies and U.S. embassies around the world. If I was a foreign diplomat with similar duty at the UN yesterday, here’s what I would have drafted:

“Clearly delusional, an incoherent U.S. President Donald Trump boasted falsely about his supposed successes as a peacemaker. He railed against immigration and lied about clean energy and climate change. Insulting allies and adversaries alike throughout an hourlong diatribe, Trump told them, ‘Your countries are going to hell.’”

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